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The Types Of Kisses To Forget

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Great kissing can lead to some fun places like the bedroom or the backseat of your car, while others will make your hormones question their own existence! Here’s a round-up of terrible kisses and how you can deal with them.

The Clogger

When it comes to kissing, some guys prefer a roll-up-one’s-tongue attitude, but it’s an absolute turn off when it goes in and out of your mouth. Worst part? It might be hard to verbally get him to stop, ‘cause, you know, you’re being choked! Pushing him away might not really send the message, so our advice? Tickle him!

The Saliva Master

We all love glowing skin, buuttt, not with any drool! Look, feel and smell aside, the only way to deal with this is to request for a break and show him videos of dogs slobbering (assuming, of course, that he won’t get inspired and take it on an another level!). Oops!

The Lip-Eater

Getting wild during a make-out sesh can be quite sensual, and things will probably get a little heated. Boo may think he’s giving you the best time ever by biting down on your lips, but you may end up needing a little medical attention (think split or swollen lips!). Zealous to the core, this type of kisser can make matters rather uncomfortable (not to mention painful!), despite his good intentions. So, do yourself a favour and push him away.

Human Cactus

Most women adore facial hair on men that can take many forms like the beard, a designer stubble or goatee. Nonetheless, few ladies appreciate stubble rubbing up and down her face. Ouch! Dig into your bag for your hand cream or moisturizer to help save the day. Apply to affected area on your skin and on the coarse ends of his fuzz.

The Flaky Mouth

Super dry lips make for an uncomfortable smooching session. Encourage him to invest in a balm which can help to keep up the moisture around his mouth.  If you don’t want anything to stop your steamy session, try keeping his parched lippie wet by offering him your chap stick.

The Bad Whiff

The guy looks sultry, alluring, charming and everything that will make you lose it. But, once he leans in to kiss you, your reflects might kick in and you may back away, thanks to his not-so-great oral hygiene. Feel free to let him that that good breath is just a mint away!

The Singer

Five seconds into lip-locking you start wondering where the odd sounds are coming from. Turns out, Lover Boy love verbally sharing how he’s feeling in the moment (think little moans and other noises while smooching!). Avoid the cringe by leaving the spot quietly as soon as you get the chance. When you don’t get one, tell him that love has died and run away! #sorrynotsorry.

This article was originally published as ‘Your Guide to Not-So-Romantic-Kisses’ in the September 2018 issue of Cosmopolitan Sri Lanka. For more love lust advice, grab a copy of our latest magazine.

 

 

 

 

 

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