We asked two bros to tell us the honest (and sometimes sweet!) truth.
What’s your #1 relationship deal-breaker?
Dan: Someone who doesn’t like me for me!
Vishva: Not being able to fart around each other.
What’s your idea of a perfect date?
Dan: My favorite dates involve getting into trouble together – maybe checking out a dive bar or a new part of town. Even if things go wrong, we can hopefully laugh about it together.
Vishva: Doing something adventurous together or cleaning the house.
What’s the worst insult your (potential) S.O could give you?
Dan: “That’s funny.” (With no laugh.)
Vishva: I don’t think there is one.
What’s a ‘boy’s night out’ for you?
Dan: Oh god. Maybe go out for a movie, sneaking in some beers if they don’t sell there. Then go to a bar for some bad arrack and great cuttlefish and have dumb loud debates about the movie. Then someone will suggest going out dancing, and I will say “that sounds great” and then I’ll usually flake and go home to Netflix.
Vishva: Probably a few beers at the pub. Or watch a game.
How do you feel about giving massages?
Dan: I like the idea but I’m not great at giving them. So for the special girls, I give gift certificates for the airport massage kiosk.
Vishva: Massages are amazing, receiving and giving. I have no issues.
What’s your routine every night just before you go to sleep?
Dan: I usually have a list in my head of what I want to do each night – things like fold laundry, get some reading in, get in bed before midnight. This list is great because I can laugh at it when the clock says 1:30 am and I’ve done nothing.
Vishva: Feed the cats, lock the doors, good night kisses and sleep.
How do you make the first move in the bedroom?
Dan: After she’s finished judging me by my bookshelf and posters, I like to have a nice uncomfortable silence of two or three minutes. Then I will find some precarious way to bring up a show that I know we can watch on Netflix together. (Does that count?)
Vishva: “Hey you wanna?”
When’s the last time you had sex?
Dan: Two weeks ago.
Vishva: A couple of hours ago!
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