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Kanye West Wrote A Poem About McDonald’s And Has Never Been More Relatable

"I always knew them french fries was evil, man. Smelling all good and s--t."

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Nothing can stand between Kanye West and his McDonald’s apple pie — and a newly-released poem from the rapper is proof.

In conjunction with Blond, the long-awaited and highly-anticipated follow-up to 2012’s Channel Orange, musical genius Frank Ocean released a print magazine called Boys Don’t Cry on Saturday at pop-up shops in New York, Los Angeles, London, and Chicago. Amongst many others, the publication featured contributions from A$AP Rocky, James Blake, and Tyler, the Creator, but the piece that seems to be gaining the most traction is a surprising poem from none other than Kanye Omari West.

Titled “The McDonald’s Man,” the poem is Kanye’s ode to one of the fast food chain’s establishments in Calabasas, California — and once you read it, you’ll understand what all the fuss is about.

“McDonald’s man / McDonald’s man / The French fries had a plan / The French fries had a plan / The salad bar and the ketchup made a band / Cus the French Fries had a plan / The French fries had a plan / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s / I know them French fries have a plan / I know them French fries have a plan / The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band / To overthrow the French fries plan / I always knew them French fries was evil man / Smelling all good and shit / I don’t trust no food that smells that good man / I don’t trust it / I just can’t / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s, man / Them French fries look good tho / I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries / I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries / Even the McRib was jealous of the fries / I could see it through his artificial meat eyes / And he only be there some of the time / Everybody was jealous of them French fries / Except for that one special guy / That smooth apple pie.”

He took the words right out of my mouth.

 

From Cosmo US

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