19 Stages Of Being On Your Period - Cosmopolitan Sri Lanka

19 Stages Of Being On Your Period

Aunt Flow comes to town with A LOT of baggage!

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1. The hunger, emotions and pimples have started to set in. Great. The period’s a-comin!

2. Blood has been sighted—Thank god I’m not pregnant! *Does victory dance*

3. Maybeee if I sit really still and hold it in, I won’t have to get up for a pad.

4. Is this a tampon kinda flow or a maxi pad kinda flow?

5. *As it gushes with a vengeance* Adult diaper it is!

6. SO.MANY.CRAMPS

7. Why are woman subjected to this kind of pain? Even the effing hot water bottle is not working!

8. YASSSSS pain killers FTW!

9. I just need a puppy. Puppies make everything better.

10. Why can’t all men be supportive like Ashton Kutcher in No Strings Attached? Is it soooo much to ask for a period mix and a 12-pack of cupcakes???

11. Leave me alone or I will kill you!

12. Feed me or I will kill you!

13. Love me or I will kill you!

14. I have no conditions—I just feel like killing you!

15. I just need a good cry. 

16. *When the pain FINALLY starts to wear off* I am a unicorn! I am Beyoncé! I am a bionic superwoman. If I can get through this, I can get through anything!

17. Now we wait for it to end.

18. Flow it out! Just flow it alllll out.

19. *At the very end of your mensies* Starting to feel like my old self again. I haven’t cried at that bank commercial in a while.

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