22 Times Blair Waldorf Was All Of Us On A Night Out #16 is so real, it hurts. 1. The night begins. 2. Someone at the bar starts talking about the stock market. 3. Someone suggests shots of Cafe Patron. 4. But the bartender tells you that they don’t actually have Cafe Patron. 5. Ok then, quick lipstick check in the Ladies room. 6. When you feel like the bartender needs a telling off for that Cafe Patron Fiasco. 7. And then you spot the ugliest effing skirt you have ever seen. 8. You try to order some food and someone says they don’t like Hot Butter Cuttlefish… 9. And you feel like you need to recover from that. 10. When your girl wants to call her ex… 11. And then a deep and meaningful conversation breaks out… 12. …You wrap up the D&M with another round! 13. When bae wants to go home… 14. But he leaves anyway… 15. It’s midnight and you’re kinda tired but you decide to power through! 16. 1 am— the emotional stage. 17. 1.05 am—someone suggests you should probably stop drinking rn. 18. 1.07am—HA! 19. Bad idea! Now this has happened… 20. Your (buzzkill) friends decide to call you a cab but you don’t fight them because it’s probably time to call it a night anyway. 21. Discussing the night with the cab driver who really does not give AF. 22. 3am—safe in bed with your chicken and cheese rotti.